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The Oakley crew heads to Queenstown to support Tippy at a wine conference.
The Oakley crew heads to Queenstown to support Tippy at a wine conference she's speaking at. After Daisy kindly donates her fancy hotel room to pregnant Nic and Vic, she and Louis end up sharing a dodgy motel room. When Louis overhears Philippe arguing with another vintner, it confirms his suspicion that Philippe has been duplicitous before, and he plots with Daisy to expose him.
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The Oakley crew heads to Queenstown to support Tippy at a wine conference she's speaking at. After Daisy kindly donates her fancy hotel room to pregnant Nic and Vic, she and Louis end up sharing a dodgy motel room. When Louis overhears Philippe arguing with another vintner, it confirms his suspicion that Philippe has been duplicitous before, and he plots with Daisy to expose him.
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Let's just keep this between us.
A lady winemaker who's lost her vintage due to her failing eyesight.
Oh, Hillary.
You told everyone!
Don't come here again.
Tippy: I don't want you to take this the wrong way when I say you're not the right fit for my father.
Sorry, what?
Perhaps it's best if you finish this.
Taste of the South.
Do you know it?.
It's some fancy Queenstown festival.
Taste of the South have asked it you'll do a mihi?
What is that exactly?
It's a Maori greeting and introduction.
[Spits] You don't like it?
That's the new blend.
Woman: Tippy, this wine is incredible.
Philippe said it's not as good as the Stanley.
I knew he'd get inside your head.
I'm sorry.
I wasn't happy with it, so I re-blended the lot.
[Gasps] W-W-What?
What?!
[Louis snoring] ♪ ♪ ♪ [Liquid pouring] Louis Oakley, don't you dare.
[Sighs] It's not ready and you know it.
It's my bloody vineyard.
I got to know what we're dealing with.
Well, it's our bloody vineyard, actually.
Oh, come on.
Just one little sip.
She'll never know.
Well, she's about to represent us on a very important panel, and the last thing she needs is some uber-concerned Englishman making her doubt herself.
Alright.
Possibly you're right.
But you don't think something's off?
Tippy re-blends the wine just after Philippe happens to tell her that the wine is going to be very popular.
Well, I'm sure he meant that everyone would love it.
Which is true.
So, why has he suddenly disappeared?
He used to hang around here like a bad bloody smell.
Now suddenly, poof, he's gone.
Yes, well, presumably, he has a vintage to attend to.
Louis, Tippy has never put us wrong yet, so we just have to trust that she knows what she's doing.
[Sighs] Alright.
♪ ♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't breathe, it's gonna die ♪ ♪ Let us see, if you let it be, is it gonna fly?
♪ ♪ Set it free ♪ And if it leaves we say goodbye ♪ ♪ The web we weave and then we grieve ♪ ♪ And then we cry ♪ I want to tell you before I forget ♪ ♪ Despite the darkness ♪ Some of these days ♪ Wintergreen can't outshine your radiance ♪ ♪ Wintergreen, I love you more than anything ♪ ♪ Wintergreen, despite the darkness ♪ ♪ Some of these days ♪ Ooh, ooh Tippy: [Speaking Maori] -Mm-hmm.
-[Speaking Maori] You are nailing it.
Just be confident.
Get out there and tell them who you are.
[Speaking Maori] Reckon Daisy'll pull herself away from partying to support you on the day?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
She's good like that.
[Laughter] So, how's our vintner feel about the panel?
-Oh, yeah.
Much better.
-Good.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Wanted to see you before you left.
What do you know?
Oh, what do you know?
I thought you two were eating early.
Oh, no.
Uh, Sienna's been helping Tippy.
She's been a godsend.
Aw.
Since the day she was born.
So, you're not taking my old man to Queenstown?
Oh, I wish.
He's a busy man.
Actually, I-I just need to show you something quickly.
-Oh, sounds worrying.
-Mm-hmm.
Oh.
So, this is what you want to show me?
Mm.
I just didn't want to kiss you goodbye in front of everyone.
And by everyone, do you mean Sienna?
Honestly, she wouldn't care.
Oh, okay.
Why would she?
She thinks you love me.
And she used those exact words.
Verbatim.
Right.
Well, she's probably just a bit protective of you.
[Car horn honks] Oh, that's my ride.
Behold -- our chariot.
We got a great rental deal from Rowan.
Yeah.
We've decided to call him St.
Barney Bus.
[Laughs] Be a miracle if it makes it.
Well, suppose I should let you go.
I'll text you when we get there.
Yeah.
Remind me again why we agreed to this.
Two hours to Queenstown in this heap?
Oh, where's your sense of fun?
Oh, fun?
-Ah, you made it.
-I would not miss it, eh?
A road trip with friends and wine.
It's one of life's greatest pleasures, yes?
-We have room, right?
-Oh, yes, I'm sure we got room for one small Frenchman.
Bete.
[Laughs] Yeah, I'll give you bete.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Excited about the festival?
Yes, Vic.
I sure am.
There's a workshop I want to -- We thought we'd make the most of the weekend wave before the twins arrive.
A little bit nervous, actually.
[Chuckles] Nic's got big plans to recreate the Golden Quadrangle.
That's four places that we, you know -- Whoop-whoop!
Ah.
You know?
[Vocalizing] Yeah.
Yeah.
[Laughs] It's a bit of a romantic tour, if you will.
Mm.
I don't know if I'm up for it.
Ever since we got pregnant, you know, sexy time just was the last thing on my mind.
Yeah, yeah.
You getting much sexy time?
Vic, you do know I'm British, don't you?
I've got it all planned out.
This is the way to break the drought.
I even brought my "Xena: Warrior Princess" costume.
Oh!
That has never failed to work.
The second stop on the original quadrangle was Vic as a policeman, me as Xena, and a herd of feral goats.
People dressed as goats?
No.
Actual goats.
Oh.
[Chuckles] Well, I'm just looking forward to some me time, bit of luxury and hanging out with Griff.
Drinking expensive champagne in a very large bathtub is exactly what the doctor ordered.
I wish we could afford a flash hotel.
I'll tell you what.
Why don't you and Vic have my room?
What?
No, we couldn't.
Yes, just think of it as a heart parent gift.
Really?
Yes.
Now, what about you?
I don't know.
I'll find another room.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you are the best.
Oh.
[Speaking Maori] That sounds really good.
Just want it to be perfect.
Everyone expects it to be amazing now that I'm this Maori winemaker speaking for an entire culture.
How about just winemaker?
That's what people have come to hear you talk about.
They may be a panel of the world's very best winemakers, but you are Tippy Bidois.
Be bolder.
You need to show off.
You make it sound so easy.
Vic: Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Hillary, Hillary!
Stay there.
We'll help you over to the bus.
For the love of God, I'm not blind yet.
Nor deaf, for that matter.
I just, uh -- I swerved to avoid a goat.
-A goat?
-Well, maybe it was a rabbit.
Come on the bus with us.
Couldn't pay me to get on that bus.
Oh, Hillary, we're not leaving you here, so please come.
Queenstown is going to be pretty busy with the conference and the festival.
Could be here for hours.
Oh, right.
Come and sit here, Hillary.
Nope.
Not sitting next to a narc.
-Fancy a sing-along?
-Oh, Christ.
♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques ♪ ♪ Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines ♪ ♪ Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
♪ ♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques ♪ "Sonnez les matines" are the words.
Not "something semolina".
"Sonnez les matines".
[Boat horn honks] ♪ ♪ Oh.
Well... This is lovely.
Yes.
What do you mean you've only got one room?
I booked two deluxe rooms months ago.
Yeah, I've just got the one here, and you want to give it to that lovely couple, is that right?
Uh, sorry, I think I missed something there.
Uh, could you -- could you just please check again?
Yeah, sure.
[Keyboard clacking] Oh, no, that's terrible.
It would seem that there had been two bookings, but one of them had been canceled.
What?!
Well, how?
Seems odd, doesn't it?
Yes.
Obviously, something went a bit wiggly-pigly.
Sorry, did you just say wiggly-pigly?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you want to give away your room, which doesn't, in fact exist, so what's to stop me from taking the one that is actually on offer?
Um... [Chuckles] Well, I did promise.
Um, look, I have every confidence that Jeremy will be able to -- Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's pronounced Jere-may.
I have every confidence that Jere-may will be able to find us two other rooms.
[Sighs] I'm deeply sorry.
We're actually fully booked.
Can't you find us anything at all?
Maybe a backpacker's would be fun.
Maybe that's not an option.
Yeah.
Now, by way of apology, I would like to give you a couple of vouchers, guys.
So, we've got double passes here for the pool, and we've also got some vouchers here for the coffee cart.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Oh, Nic and Vic, they've got a room somewhere.
So, why don't we just take these?
I mean, it's not going to be five star, but it'll be fine.
Well, this is what you get for being too bloody nice.
Okay, so ground rules are no snoring, no shaving in the sink, and if we need to use a bathroom for anything other than the basics, we use the one out near reception, right?
I mean, we're here now.
I might as well make the best of it.
And it's not so bad.
At least there's tea.
[Sniffs] Or something purporting to be tea.
-[Gasps] -What?
There's -- There's body hair in the shower.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You know what?
I can't do this.
I'm going to have to find somewhere else.
[Knock on door] -Ah!
-Oh, hello.
Mr.
Vino, official mascot for the Taste of the South Festival.
Ah.
Hello, Mr.
Vino.
Uh, it appears as though we're neighbors, but I warn you, the walls are rather thin.
So, if you want some quality time, just tap on the wall and I'll turn the television up.
[Chuckles] Jolly good.
Right.
Yeah, I'm definitely leaving.
♪ -And cut.
-Tail slate, please.
[Indistinct talking] [Knock on door] -[Gasps] Hello, hello!
-Hi!
Hi!
Hey.
Hey.
Take a seat.
When did you arrive?
Oh, Griff is so stoked you're here.
I mean, I've hardly seen him, but honestly, who knew that pretending to be someone else took so much practice?
I'm officially done for the week.
Oh, I love the mustache.
Fantastic.
Right?
It's this, um, period drama series set in the '80s.
I mean, you probably remember the 80s, right?
Uh.
Oh, um, no, not really.
[Snorts] Hey, I thought you're staying at the glam hotel.
Ah.
Well, bit of a booking mix-up.
So, I was hoping that maybe I could stay with you guys at the fabulous apartment they've put you up in.
Well, yeah, it is fabulous, but it's more of an open plan studio with a two-seater sofa in it.
Ah.
[Knock on door] Sorry, Griff, we've got to reshoot scene 23.
Just a couple more hours.
[Sighs] They were running over time every single day.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry, sorry.
Dais, I'm so sorry we couldn't put you up.
Oh, don't be silly.
I'll be fine.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-See ya.
Thanks.
Now this is more like it.
I'm guessing the accommodation prospects haven't improved, then.
Sorry.
We're still roomies.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'm sure we'll manage.
Cheers for having this weekend.
Yes.
Gus, don't want to drink?
Um, I might just go store these and find Tippy.
Thank you, Gus.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
[Glass clanging] Hello, honored guests, and welcome to the annual Shimmering Lake drinks.
This little party is always a calendar highlight during the festival, but to be honest, I know it's all down to my incomparable wife, Marissa.
Oh, Don.
Oh, stop it.
Oh, stop it.
[Laughs] Everyone knows that you're occasionally involved.
[Laughs] Well, we're delighted to be able to host this little event for you every year, and we are especially pleased this year to be able to introduce our new vintner, Philippe Bidois.
[Applause, glasses clanging] Took us some time to lure this esteemed winemaker from Bordeaux, but we feel sure it will be worth it.
[Chuckles] Well, how could I resist an invitation from the, uh, Queen of Peak View, huh?
[Laughter] Christ, throw in a French Accent and people will fall for any old rubbish.
Well, thank you, everyone, and enjoy yourselves.
[Applause, glasses clanging] Look at him.
Look at him.
Perhaps maybe something for you, too.
Always manipulating her.
Oh.
When you have proof that he's actually manipulating her, then I'm all ears, but until then, at least try and enjoy yourself.
Please.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
Can I take a selfie?
Um, uh, yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Going to be great.
Thanks.
I just never thought I'd be doing my first ever mihi in front of a panel of international vintners.
You know, the whole industry.
It's not the whole industry.
'Cause if it was the whole industry, then we wouldn't have enough seats, so... [Cellphone camera shutter clicks] There you go.
Thank you!
How are things going with your movie-star boyfriend?
Everybody else gets to see a lot of him.
Wow.
Looks like a lot of fun.
Okay, so that was the longest two hours in the history of the world.
Uh, do you mind if we just get a -- They want a selfie with the hot tractor guy.
Hi.
This is Gus, our hot tractor guy.
-Do you want to just stand... -Photo.
[Cellphone camera shutter clicks] [Both speaking French] ♪ ♪ -Daisy.
-Mm-hmm?
Oh.
Excuse me.
I knew I was right about Philippe.
I've just been over there.
I overheard him arguing with another vintner.
Oh.
Now, they were arguing in French.
They obviously thought no one could understand, but I speak bloody French.
Oh.
Well, I speak some French.
I speak schoolboy French.
Right.
So, what -- what did they say?
Yeah, okay, so he started out, "When we were friends, you were a user," right?
"But I'm wise to your mind games."
Ja-- d-d-d'etat.
Uh, "You pig."
He called him a pig.
[Speaking French] is -- yes, pig.
Um, Philippe told him then to piss off, "You're pathetic," and went off and stormed off.
Oh, okay.
Told you.
Alright.
Yes.
Okay.
What -- So, you're right and he's dodgy.
Well, why?
What's his game?
I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
♪ [Clears throat] Your, uh -- Your phone beeped, by the way.
Oh.
Aw.
[Chuckles] [Gasps] I knew it.
Every golden medal winner in the last five places where Philippe worked.
not only never won gold again, most of them were never even placed again.
Look.
That's Jean-Paul.
That's the vintner I heard Philippe arguing with.
Now, these two used to work together in the same region at the same time.
Jean-Paul was a rising star, until he wasn't.
[Gasps] First two vintages, two gold medals, then after Philippe, nothing.
Then Monsieur Bidois disappears, goes to work somewhere else.
Exactly the same thing happens.
The best vintner in the region loses his mojo after a year or two, and who do you think suddenly starts winning all the medals uncontested?
Philippe?
He's some kind of Machiavellian genius who just goes about destroying his competition, and now he's got Tippy in his sights.
But he's been so nice to Tippy.
Daisy, nice is obviously part of his game plan, and he's been systematically undermining her confidence this whole time.
So, he did convince her to reblend the broken barrel.
I believe he did.
Oh.
Now, we've got some digging to do in the morning.
Both of us.
♪ Mm.
Mm.
[Gasps] Daisy.
Yeah.
Act natural.
Act natural.
Jean-Paul at 06:00.
7-- 7:00.
[Snorts] Time for, uh, Operation French Toast.
[Laughs] What's the matter?
Don't you like it?
No, no, I love it.
I love it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, you get the intel from Jean-Paul, and I'll go talk to Tippy.
Okay.
Look at us.
We're like -- like Maddie and David from "Moonlighting".
Yeah.
Or -- Or Holmes and Watson.
Are all your references 100 years old?
Yours is from the '80s.
Not the 1880s.
Bye.
Alright.
Bye.
♪ ♪ ♪ Hello.
Bonjour.
Hey.
Hi.
So, ready for the big day?
Yeah.
Between Philippe's advice on panels and Sienna helping me with my Maori, I feel good.
Oh.
Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Oh.
[Chuckles] Just, uh, trying something out.
So, uh, that's great.
Um, and -- and Philippe's been helpful, then?
Yeah, really helpful.
Wow.
In what way?
Well, he's done lots of panels, so he just said I needed to relax, 'cause people are here to listen to what I have to say.
Hmm.
Well, that's, um -- that's good advice.
[Chuckles] -Yeah.
-Isn't this great?
The freebies here are just fantastic.
And the room -- Yeah, it's beautiful.
Maybe we could stay up later tonight and use it.
Or we could go back there now.
[Chuckles] Ooh, I-I just remembered.
I, um -- I've got those two free coffee vouchers.
I'll go get us one.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Jean-Paul confirmed everything, that Philippe systematically destroyed his confidence with his experts opinions, that, in fact, it got so bad, that he started to doubt his own palate, and he then reblended a perfectly good vintage, which cost him his job.
Oh.
I could wring his scrawny French neck.
Oh, I just wish I had followed my instincts and got rid of Philippe before he got his hands on Tippy.
There's nothing we can do about it now.
Well, we can do something about Philippe.
Hmm.
I think when you look inside his pants, you will find the long tail of a rat.
[Chuckles] Philip is a faux cul, is a -- how you say -- a fake bum.
Oh.
A hypocrite.
Faux cul.
That's wonderful.
Might use that in conversation.
Oh, you must.
Jean-Paul, we'd like you to help us expose him for the despicable human being that he is, to -- to call him out publicly.
Philippe's on the panel today, so we thought you could expose him during the Q&A.
And let the whole world know that I was manipulated like a fool.
I have my pride.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Jean-Paul, I understand pride.
I really do.
But what Phillip did to you, he is now doing to someone who is -- she's very dear to us.
She's very young and she's very talented, but she's only just starting out, and she trusts him.
Now, you know where that leads.
You are right.
I came here to find my passion again, and this -- this is how I must do that.
Merci.
Oh.
[Chuckles] Merci.
Thank you.
Oh.
Thanks.
Oh.
Wow.
Well, everybody is going to know what a faux cul Philippe is and what he did to Jean-Paul.
And to Tippy.
Oh.
But Tippy will be on stage when she finds out that the person that she adores has lied to her.
We should warn her ahead of time.
No, no, no, no, no.
That'll completely undermine her confidence.
Oh.
Uh... Um... Jean-Paul?
[Chuckles] Um... Bit of a new thought.
This -- This panel business... Yes, we think your first instinct was probably right.
I mean, you don't need to make a big statement to prove yourself.
I appreciate your concern, my friends, but the time has come to expose and humiliate Philippe Bidois.
[Sighs] ♪ Hey, you okay?
What's up?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I think I know nerves when I see them.
Everyone in Peak View is totally behind you, and Louis and Daisy, they couldn't believe in you more.
You're going to be so great.
[Chuckles] Ah.
♪ ♪ There he is.
[Sighs] Well, there's nothing for it.
When he stands up for the Q&A, one of us is just gonna have to tackle him to the ground.
It'll be simple, but effective.
What?
In these heels?
[Chuckles] Jeremy: Um, okay, so we're just waiting for this last panelist to... Tippy was really nervous about her Maori before.
Poor thing.
But I'm definitely sure I talked her out.
Kia ora, everyone.
My name is Jeremy Sutcliffe, and I am the adjudicator of today's panel.
I'm so glad that you guys could be here today.
Isn't Tippy supposed to be up there?
Um, I'll go find her.
Oh.
Jeremy: Oh.
Wonderful.
Better late than never, I always say.
Hi, Tippy.
Hi.
Okay, well, I might introduce you to one of our esteemed panelists.
It's Tippy Bidois from Oakley Wines.
[Speaking Maori] That -- That -- That was really good, wasn't it?
11 out of 10 good.
Oh!
I'd like to honor the tutelage I received from Stanley Oakley when he took me under his wing and the ongoing support from the Oakley crew.
Thanks.
[Applause] Thank you, Tippy.
That was fantastic.
Okay, I'd like to open it up to the rest of our esteemed panelists, and we'll start with, um, Philippe Bidois from Shimmering Lake.
Winemaking.
It's a fine, delicate process, and I treat it with the reverence that a priest may approach God.
For me, working with the vintner at the vineyard, it is a sharing of our art, new insights given, taken freely.
It is very, very special.
So, thank you.
Merci.
I might take the opportunity just to open it up, if anyone's got any questions for Philippe before I introduce the other panelists.
Anyone with questions?
Oh, yes, Tippy?
Yes, of course.
Is that why you move around a lot?
To get knowledge from others?
Ha.
And to share mine.
Yes.
Okay.
Tippy.
And do other vintners benefit from your advice?
Well, as I said, I would like to think so, eh, but what do you think, Tippy?
Eh?
Yeah.
I'd like to thank you for everything that you've taught me.
Like, to trust my own palate, to be really careful who I take advice from.
But of course, huh?
One must be careful.
There are many whose advice is -- is not in one's best interests.
And some of them have flash CVs and convince you that they really care about you, your work.
Sorry, I-I don't understand the question.
It's not really a question, Philippe.
It's more of a warning to other vintners to ignore his advice at all costs.
[Chuckles] Okay, maybe there is some jealousy here, no?
I was very kind with my advice, and here you are talk-- You made me believe that my vintage was second rate.
You played on my insecurities.
You're a bad person, Philippe.
Yes, it's true.
This two-faced ..... did exactly the same thing to me.
Okay, I see passions are high.
I guess vintners are passionate people.
You know, you all sit here in this tiny little place at the bottom of the world with no history, and you question me?
You are like little babies, eh, crying to your mummies.
[Speaking French] I am finished.
Wow.
I guess this is now as good a time as any just to remind people that there's to be no posting of any videos or photos to social media.
That'd be great.
Okay, now we're going to move on to our next panelist.
I ruined everything.
No, you were amazing.
Your mihi was perfect.
We're so proud of you, Tippy.
And we're really sorry about Philippe.
He seemed so genuine.
No, it was shocking.
I know you were onto him, but you were worried about the reblend.
I should have trusted my instincts before he got his hands on Tippy.
Well, Tippy, that was a private conversation.
And Tippy, you -- you are incapable of making bad wine, and we are really sorry that you had to find out about Philippe that way.
We just didn't want to upset you before the panel.
Guess I just got so caught up with having my French family connections here, I didn't see what it was really like.
We know whatever you do with the reblend will be amazing, right?
Of course it will.
Absolutely.
Well, I'm going to have a bubble bath before dinner.
These rooms are amazing.
Tippy, well done.
Really.
What?
Oh, nothing.
You're just a good person, that's all.
Oh.
[Chuckles] I could learn a thing or two from you.
[Chuckles] Well, I'm not that good.
I'm seriously thinking of ambushing her in the lift and taking her bubble bath.
[Chuckles] [Inhales sharply, exhales deeply] Cheers, Daisy.
♪ ♪ ♪ [Inaudible] ♪ [Speaking indistinctly] Hillary.
Hillary, You can't keep avoiding me.
I assure you, I can.
I really was only trying to help.
I admit it's a bad habit.
I'm sorry.
I have been an independent woman my entire life, and now because of you, I have people dropping off casseroles and offering to help me across a bloody street!
♪ Hello, Don.
Quite a bit of a to-do on the panel today.
Well, at least it's all out in the open now.
Look, I'm all for a competitive advantage, but I-I hope you know that we genuinely did not know what he was like.
Oh, Don, come on, we all make mistakes.
What is they say about the road to hell being paved with good intentions?
Something profound, I'm sure.
[Chuckles] Anyway... cheers?
Yes, cheers, Don.
[Indistinct conversations] [Sighs] There's something not quite right about a lovely lady sitting alone.
[Chuckles] Thank you.
But I'm not actually alone.
[Chuckles] How could you be?
It defies logic.
You're the most gorgeous creature here.
Really?
Oh, yes.
Sublime.
Oh.
G'day.
Nice costume.
This is my husband, Vic.
Nonsense.
How could this spectacular woman marry you?
Oh, there's many reasons.
Yeah, we're actually very happy.
Yeah, and -- and you're actually on my seat.
I didn't see your name on it.
What I did see was this ravishing creature looking forlorn and unappreciated.
She is very appreciated.
And she's expecting our babies.
Sorry.
You can get up off my seat right now.
It's not your seat.
It's not your seat.
[Indistinct shouting] You know what, buddy?
What?
To the victor, the spoils.
Ah!
[Indistinct shouting] I don't want to be your spoils.
I want to be Vic's spoils.
[Sighs] Bad grape!
You just stay there and you think about what you've done.
Ah!
I'll spoil with you.
...about everything.
[Laughs] [Indistinct conversations] We should leave.
The organizers are coming soon and then the Robertsons will be joining us.
We have been humiliated enough, Donald.
People have short memories, love.
Anyway, there's plenty of people far worse off than us.
Just look at poor Hillary.
What do you mean, poor Hillary?
What?
Why didn't you tell me?
What -- What the specialist said.
Well, hello to you, too.
No.
Well, what surgical options are available?
Because I don't want to hear that you -- you're relying on some crystals or macrobiotic nonsense.
Well, it's none of your business if I am.
Yes, it is, because I want to help.
[Chuckles] Bit late to start playing the supportive friend, Marissa.
Look... Hills, we may have had our ups and downs, but I'd like to think that I've been a friend.
What?
You dropped me like a hot spud, because someone like me wouldn't have made the right impression on Don bloody Silverton and his family.
That was over 40 years ago.
And the memory is as fresh as ever, so you lost the right to get involved in my business.
Well, you're a stubborn old fool.
And you are a ridiculous, pretentious show-off.
I am not the one who's running around in the nuddie for all in sundry to see.
Well, maybe you should.
It might loosen that gigantic stick you keep up your .... I mean, you're like a long running joke, Marissa.
I'm going blind.
Even I can see that.
Right back at you, witchy-poo.
Ha-ha.
In your brown robes and your sage brushing and your midnight incantations!
There's nothing wrong with sage!
[Both laugh] What's this?
Oh.
Oh.
What?
I... I am worried about you.
I don't need your pity.
Well, if you can't accept help from people who actually care about you, then there's nothing more to be said.
Oh, please.
All you actually care about is being the queen of Peak View.
♪ [Microphone squeaks] Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
Now, a little bit of hospitality, and then a toast, if I may.
[Glasses rattling] A little bit of a tremor there.
Um... So, uh, entrees will be served soon, and we look -- No, no, no!
No, no!
[Crowd gasps] [Screaming] There's a -- [Laughs] Looking for our table.
Looking for our table.
Yeah, it's hot, isn't it?
There it is.
Sorry.
Ooh, It's a lot of glasses, isn't it?
It's nice.
-Hello.
-Hi.
[Sighs] Do you think I should go over and help?
Nah!
Have recent events taught you nothing?
Not to mention the cost of the crystals.
[Cellphone chimes] I'm so sorry.
Oh, Griffin's just asking if we want to meet at a little champagne bar he knows.
You guys in?
Yes, I'm so in.
I am so in.
[Chuckles] Stupid scarf, and -- and that hat.
And his stupid hat.
It's dumb.
I know.
It's dumb.
I'm feeling a bit wobbly.
Me, too.
You should try walking in these heels.
Oh, my -- Oh!
What is it?
Oh, it's Mr.
Grape.
Oh.
Is he dead?
I don't know.
Mr.
Grape?
Mr.
Grape?
[Groaning] Are you alright?
No, he's making noise.
Mr.
Grape, wakey-wakey.
Come on.
[Groans] Oh!
Whoa.
Come on.
We're gonna get you inside now.
1, 2, 3!
Whee!
[Laughs] Oh, my God.
Daisy, do you need a hand?
I got one!
[laughs] Let go!
[Laughs] Whoops!
[Both laugh] Oh, Daisy.
Talk to the hand.
[Laughs] Hands off.
[Both laugh] Right, come on.
Let's get -- Let's get on the road.
Come on.
Yup.
Easy.
Okay.
[Groans] Upsy.
Upsy-daisy.
Oh!
That's my -- That's me.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, it's very hot in here, isn't it?
Oh, it is bloody hot in here.
Oh, it is.
It is, isn't it?
I know.
Hey, wait.
I can help you, because you know what?
When you get one of these suckers, you need to get some air on your skin.
Wait.
Are you going to blow on me?
[Blowing air] Oh, that's -- that's quite nice.
Your buttons are very wrong.
No, there's nothing wrong with my buttons.
You got wrong hands.
[Laughs] That's funny.
Ah.
Oh.
You know what?
You've got good hair.
Daisy, my mother gave it to me.
I know.
You know what?
You're not so bad.
Oh, no, I am.
I can be bad.
Even with the stupid buttons and the stupid tie and the very good hair, and the too much drunking, I still think you're the best man I've ever known.
Um... I like you, too.
Do you?
Mm-hmm.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Shh, shh, shh!
Stop.
Stop it.
No, don't do it.
We can't.
Why can't you do it?
'Cause that's your boyfriend.
Oh.
I forgot about him.
He's a good man.
I know -- I know he's a good man.
He's a good man.
I'm not a good man.
You're a good man.
No.
And Sienna doesn't like me.
She thinks I'm not right for him.
Maybe -- Maybe he's not right for you.
♪ ♪ [Birds chirping] Griff: Yeah, that's -- [Chuckles] Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Yeah, cheers.
Please.
Send him my regards.
Alright.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How -- How did we end up in the trailer?
Hey, uh, Gus, so -- [Chuckles] -- that was my agent.
I, um... I just got offered the lead in this massive series filming in LA.
It's the lead.
Really?
Yeah.
It starts 10 days after this one finishes.
So, um, it's perfect.
Yeah.
I mean, at -- at least we've still got some time before you go.
What?
I'm not going to LA without you.
Well, no, you have to because it's your dream.
Gus, you mean everything to me, okay?
There's just no way I'm gonna go to LA without you.
Okay?
So, pack your bags, hot tractor guy.
[Chuckles] Pack your bags.
No.
Yes, we're gonna go -- we're gonna go to LA.
I'm not going to -- I have to think about it.
♪ ♪ Mm.
Oh.
Oh, God.
[Gasps] [Gasps] Oh.
[Groans] [Chuckles] Morning.
Morning.
Oh, God.
Hope you feel as bad as I do.
Yeah.
Certainly terrible.
Um...how did we get back here last night?
Uh...on foot, after two bars.
Maybe it was three.
[Chuckles] Yeah, but how did we end up in here?
I think it might have something to do with that.
[Snoring] Oh.
[Snorts] Thank God.
[Chuckles] I mean, nothing happened, right?
Of course -- Of course it didn't.
Um, we should probably, uh, check out.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
[Mr.
Vino snoring] Oh, God.
♪ ♪ ♪ You can look me in the eye ♪ Thanks for nothing, guys.
♪ And we both know what this means ♪ ♪ It's a dawning realization ♪ ♪ We're falling apart -Hi!
-Morning.
[Chuckles] -Morning.
-Hi.
♪ We can look for us in the changing skies ♪ ♪ Or in the tea leaves... [Cellphone chimes] [Clears throat] ♪ And life has its highs What?
♪ But every downhill has an up ♪ [Gasps] Oh, God.
♪ My head and my heart are worlds apart ♪ ♪ And I'm trying to keep it together ♪ Ah... ♪ Lord know I've regressed Oh, God.
♪ Things I'd like to forget ♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪ ♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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